Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Dating Lessons of the Week

Over the course of my 10 years of dating... I have come to learn dating life lessons that are not often discussed. I feel it is my duty to share these with the world as often as I learn them. Which, coincidently, is every time I meet someone new.

1. "I do not watch porn" does not mean: "I'm a nice guy who doesn't need to watch cheapened sex." It actually means "I sleep around so much that I don't have the time or the need to watch others have sex."

2. There is no such thing as a sex addict- you are just an asshole trying to come up with a medical reason that you are an asshole.

3. If your significant other is a member of Adult Friend Finder, he is a sex addict aka asshole with creepy creepy habits.

4. Even shy, dorky, slightly overweight IT guys cheat on their fiances.

5. Shy, dorky, slightly overweight IT guys know how to romance a woman better than Joe Cool.